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☉ [PDF / Epub] ☆ Care of Wooden Floors By Will Wiles ❤ – Teachenglishthailand.co.uk A witty debut novel about a housesitting gig gone terribly hilariously wrong  A British copywriter stays for a week at his composer friend Oskar’s elegant ultramodern apartment in a glum Eastern EuPDF Epub Care of Wooden Floors By Will Wiles Teachenglishthailandcouk A witty debut novel about a housesitting gig gone terribly hilariously wrong  A British copywriter stays for a week at his composer friend Oskar’s elegant ultramodern apartment in a glum Eastern Eu A witty debut novel about a housesitting gig gone terribly hilariously wrong  A British co

Pywriter stays for a week at his composer friend Oskar’s elegant ultramodern apartment in a glum Eastern European city The instructions are simple feed the cats don’t touch the piano and make sure nothing harms the priceless wooden floors Content for the first time in ages he accidentally spills some wine Over Care of PDF or the course of a week both the apartment and t

care free wooden epub floors kindle Care of pdf Care of Wooden Floors MOBIPywriter stays for a week at his composer friend Oskar’s elegant ultramodern apartment in a glum Eastern European city The instructions are simple feed the cats don’t touch the piano and make sure nothing harms the priceless wooden floors Content for the first time in ages he accidentally spills some wine Over Care of PDF or the course of a week both the apartment and t

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  1. Petra-X Petra-X says:

    Epub Care of Wooden Floors PDF/EPUB ↠ Care of PDF or ↠ teachenglishthailand.co.uk ↠ care free, wooden epub, floors kindle, Care of pdf, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIThis is the house that the finiky persnickety Oskar builtThese are the two cats that Oskar loves obsessivelyThis is the wooden floor that Oskar is OCD aboutThis is the confetti of the endless detailed anally retentive neat freak notes that Oskar has left simply everywhereBut Oskar is not there He is in the US getting divorcedA friend not a close friend is looking after this model apartment because it's a free place to stay whilst he tries to recharge his creative energiesHe's not a neat freak couldn't care less about the cats thinks a floor is just a floor a piano just a piece of furniture for banging out tunes on and all these notes are kind of making him neurotic that he isn't looking after things just as Oskar wants and that Oskar might notice his lack of attention to detail Lack of attention is a eup


  2. Paul Paul says:

    Epub Care of Wooden Floors PDF/EPUB ↠ Care of PDF or ↠ teachenglishthailand.co.uk ↠ care free, wooden epub, floors kindle, Care of pdf, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIBizarre and periodically funny novel about how things can go spectacularly wrong from small beginnings Set in a nameless city in Eastern Europe Oskar is an obssessively clean tidy and neat composer who is going over


  3. Cynthia Cynthia says:

    Epub Care of Wooden Floors PDF/EPUB ↠ Care of PDF or ↠ teachenglishthailand.co.uk ↠ care free, wooden epub, floors kindle, Care of pdf, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIJEEVESThis book is hilarious Some of Wiles’s humor dips into the slapstick but in the sense of PG Wodehouse rather than the Three Stooges “Care of Wooden Floors” is subtle plot driven and cleverly worded There was one gag however that was anything but funny It was obvious and cruel and used merely for shock value It doesn’t ruin the entire book but threatens to do so Maybe I’m being too AmericanThe protagonist writes government pamphlets explaining such things as when and where his fellow British citizens are to throw out their garbage or where they can find and utilize local services etc He dreams of becoming a ‘real’ writer so he jumps at his old college friend’s invitation to apartment sit Just think a uiet place to write for at least a weekmaybe His friend Oskar is a composer and a neat nik Our narr


  4. Melissa Melissa says:

    Epub Care of Wooden Floors PDF/EPUB ↠ Care of PDF or ↠ teachenglishthailand.co.uk ↠ care free, wooden epub, floors kindle, Care of pdf, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIWhat started out as a charming farce uickly deteriorated into the book euivalent of being trapped in a closed room with a teeth grinder The drunken unnamed main character was too dis likable He never took any responsibility for his actions and as one disaster after another piled up the book lost the ability to believed The ending was such a cop out as well This would have made a rather funny short story but as a novel it just doesn't work


  5. Shannon (Giraffe Days) Shannon (Giraffe Days) says:

    Epub Care of Wooden Floors PDF/EPUB ↠ Care of PDF or ↠ teachenglishthailand.co.uk ↠ care free, wooden epub, floors kindle, Care of pdf, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIWill Wiles' debut novel finds our unnamed narrator arriving in an unnamed Eastern European city to house sit for his friend Oskar a talented composer and serious neat freak whom the narrator befriended or was befrien


  6. Cheryl Cheryl says:

    Epub Care of Wooden Floors PDF/EPUB ↠ Care of PDF or ↠ teachenglishthailand.co.uk ↠ care free, wooden epub, floors kindle, Care of pdf, Care of Wooden Floors MOBII was laughing out loud during the last uarter of this book; it was a fun read and there was the bonus of it being well written too The stylish writing saved the mid third from being mired by a bit of boggy floundering; the debauched night on the town may have been mostly irrelevant but it provided funny descriptions of a hangover I m


  7. Will Ansbacher Will Ansbacher says:

    Epub Care of Wooden Floors PDF/EPUB ↠ Care of PDF or ↠ teachenglishthailand.co.uk ↠ care free, wooden epub, floors kindle, Care of pdf, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIHilariously uirky Will Wiles is a master not just of language – his prose flows as silkily as it is crafty but also of delivery; humour that’s sometimes understated sometimes outrageously over the top He’s got the timing of a stand up comic telling a shaggy dog story except this one is very very good it had me alternately groaning and laughingThe plot concerns a nameless narrator hapless and disorganized friend of the obsessively neat and controlled Oskar While house sitting Oskar’s apartment in some dreary unnamed Eastern European city a little wine is spilled on Oskar’s precious wooden floors It’s nothing really after a panicked clean up the stain can ba


  8. Derby Jones Derby Jones says:

    Epub Care of Wooden Floors PDF/EPUB ↠ Care of PDF or ↠ teachenglishthailand.co.uk ↠ care free, wooden epub, floors kindle, Care of pdf, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIA English author of flyers and community service announcements agrees to housesit an old college friend's apartment Oskar is a brilliant composer and a perfectionist and his apartment reflects his passion for order and expensive minimalist beauty and has left a series of notes for his friend minutely instructing him on the care of his flat The trouble begins with a red wine stain on the gleaming wooden floors and escalates in surprising and ultimately disturbing ways While Oskar is incredibly irritating with his fussy little notes le


  9. Sophie Gonzales Sophie Gonzales says:

    Epub Care of Wooden Floors PDF/EPUB ↠ Care of PDF or ↠ teachenglishthailand.co.uk ↠ care free, wooden epub, floors kindle, Care of pdf, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIUrgh Okay I'll admit – I haven't finished this book It's written very well and in a pretty uniue way but I just couldn't get into it Basically the whole story is about a person who goes to look after his friend Oskar's flat which is in a foreign Eastern European country and Oskar is excessively particular about every detail of its upkeep But things start to go horribly wrong; starting from the moment when this friend manages to leave an unsightly mark on the wooden floor which Oskar is bound to noticeWiles himself is an architecture and design journalist so it's easy to see where he got the inspiration for this book – it is very design oriented And because of that a lot of the plot revolves around the objects and spaces around this flat It's a clever idea but it didn't interest me; mainly because the story moves along so slowly I prefer books that have a bit plot and move faster alongthan this one doesI'd say that if you're interested in interior design andor have a


  10. Lobstergirl Lobstergirl says:

    Epub Care of Wooden Floors PDF/EPUB ↠ Care of PDF or ↠ teachenglishthailand.co.uk ↠ care free, wooden epub, floors kindle, Care of pdf, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIThe unnamed narrator of this debut novel is housesitting a friend’s apartment in some third tier eastern European city The friend an orchestra conductor named Oskar is fastidious in all aspects of his existence including the cleanliness of the


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